This blog is my journey through madness and the mommyhood that makes it all worth it, tossed thusly with some sass n' snark.

Me: Schwandy

I am a mommy/mental health blogger and student who 7 months from the big 3-Oh.  I swear as though I was raised on some 17th c. nautical vessel and I don't even have a swear jar to pay for it. I am the anti-christ of all domestic goddesses--you'll want to hide your crafts, go ahead, I'll wait...

I love grammar but would never be bossy about it and I'm certain if MENSA lowered their standards I would totally get in. My favorite hobby is writing choleric letters on my 1960's typewriter to editors, politicians or those who are generally in need of a good throat punch. What can I say? Pressing those keys angrily then giving an emphatic slap of the roll--better than therapy.

I also dig even numbers and world peace.

I live with three boys, two who are adorable and one who is questionable from time to time. And you get to meet them below.

 Feel free to contact me at Schwandy@mommyvsmadness.com with any questions or just to say Hi!

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Felix (2)

Felix is the toddler of the household and rules all. He is best known for his early wake-up times and overuse of the word “No”.
When he is not showing off his terrible 2 abilities he likes to build with blocks and dance to Yo Gabba Gabba.

Cameron (9)

Cameron is the ultimate big brother who can score more kisses from Felix than anyone else in the house.
Cameron is a Star Wars master and will challenge anyone in a triva dual. He frequently can be found making costume changes for his quest to fight evil.

Cameron also battles early-onset bipolar disorder and AD/HD. See the special needs kids section for his story and other articles on special needs.

Mr. Schwandy (age 32)

Mr. schwandy is a super geek turned business man extrordinare. He is a two time testicular cancer survivor whose chemo side effects of only having 3 sperm has put a kink in our attempt for schwandy III. However I'll take the itchy ovaries over the dead husband.

When he's not ruling the board room he is a kick ass pool player who hates vegetables of the green..no, anykind. And I guess he loves milk-alot.